for some reason, (i think its may have been all the red) this reminds me of whne in the movie "the departed" leo dicaprio orders a cranberry juice at the bar. see below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6AeW8ok6E
you should get a cranberry juice sticker
Cut the shaft off about two inches down from the large nut behind the hook,then strip it apart and turn the remaining shaft down and cut a thread to match the bumper mount bolt. slip a washer in behind it and bolt it on... It'll look like it was a factory option.